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Brazil and the lost tolerance

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This text is written in the House Stile, with some pinches of RITE (Redusing Iregularitys in Tradicional English) and Axentus, a system that uses diacritics for english. After more than a decade outside my country, Brazil, i decided to visit it with my partner in the 90s. I told her how brazilians are tolerant – this word has become a loanword for europeans. In Brazil smokers dont have problems, the guest is the king, and if he’s a smoker, he should be allowed to smoke in his house. But i realized that the country had changed when we took a … Continue reading →

Brasilien – nich wieder zu erkennen

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Dieser text is auf wunschdeutsch geschrieben, einem basisdemokratischen deutsch. Mit ein par prisen ultradoitsh-S (seriös), ultradeutsh-U (unseriös) und kaudadeutsh. Als ich nach langer zeit in den 90er jahren wieder mein land Brasilien besuchen wollte, sagte ich meiner partnerin, sie wird bald sehen was toleranz is – für europäer is das wort ein fremdwort geworden. In Brasilien haben raucher keine probleme, und der gast is könig, also darf er auch rauchen wenn er ein raucher is. Aber schon bei der ersten busfahrt merkte ich dass es nich mehr ganz so is. Bei busfahrten im gleichen bundesstat durfte man nich mehr rauchen, … Continue reading →

Quem te viu, quem te vê

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Esse texto ta escrito em brazileis progressivo, com umas pitadas de portuniol sientifico, uma mistura lógica e metódica de português e espanhol, e tamém umas pitadas de panlatino, uma mistura de todas línguas latinas. Depois de longo tempo fora do Brasil, eu queria visitar o país de novo, nos anos 90, dessa vez com a minha companheira. Eu contei pra ela como os brasileiros sao tolerantes – pros europeus essa virou uma palavra estrangeira. No Brasil fumantes nao tem problemas, o hóspede é rei, e se ele é fumante, é claro que ele pode fumar na minha casa. Mas eu … Continue reading →